What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:13

Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.